第10章 啼笑姻缘皆因缘
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雷哥来喝一口白曙光把金属制的小酒壶递上来了雷大鹏喝了口看两最亲的兄弟都看着自己他吸溜着鼻子问：怎么了</p>
哥俩不说话了直竖大拇指</p>
啥意思咋不竖中指雷哥二劲上来了</p>
我们是佩服得不得了不但佩服雷哥你也开始佩服我自己了栗小力道：这任务也就咱们哥仨您敢接搁其他人吓死他</p>
就是咱们哥仨最讲义气所以蛋哥才选咱们白曙光道</p>
狗屁咱们仨都胖皮粗肉厚不怕挨揍……我不行了你们接着上啊后面根哥和彪哥都在就被警察提留走了有张卫华他爹管着……反正今天是有我无敌有敌无我蛋哥说了抢亲成败全在咱们身上兄弟们准备</p>
雷大鹏扛着大副照片准备冲出去白曙光摁摁嗽叭后面车上的发电机突突突一时间响起来此时恰看到了婚场人群的熙动一瘸一拐的新郎目标很鲜明</p>
刷声车门洞开雷大鹏如滚下山的石头块一臃一臃单枪匹马冲过去了………</p>
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女方家猝来十辆鲜明奥迪婚车加一辆领头悍马再怎么说也是有冲击力的不过好像有看出不对来了新郎小伙里没瘸子呀更讶异的是从来没听过这么剽悍的唢呐音调一个喜洋洋的高调能打几个波折听得人一漾一漾的那吹唢呐的小伙作怪也似的在小小的婚场来回扬着把好大的注意力都吸引到他身上了</p>
县里的习俗迎娶的上门女方家的亲戚要做势拦着推推搡搡不让开本意或许是图个热闹不过后来有变化了成了女方家亲戚小孩索要红包的仪式说白了简单：不给卖路钱不让进门</p>
唢呐音停乐音刚熄家里亲戚刚摆好阵势要拦新郎可左等右盼不见新郎单勇带着司慕贤、小盖、董伟、和同学里的李报春、赵辉刚把新郎花给司慕贤系上亲戚里就有傻眼了指着司慕贤道：喂喂迎错亲了吧你们谁呀</p>
单勇手一掏一大把百元大钞一撒趁乱起哄着：迎亲的进喽……</p>
这一撒大大小小的年轻人加上小屁孩弯着腰抢上来迎亲的趁乱直冲上楼刚上楼亲戚里有认识司慕贤的对刘翠云爸妈喊着：三姨三姨不是高校长儿子是司慕贤来捣乱来了</p>
屋里人一惊一屋子人刚站起来单勇带着人呼啦啦早围进来了下面有人听着上头有人喊要往上去看却不料这个点早有安排包铁钢和赵向阳堵在楼道里趁乱又撒一把十块、二十块、五十块的边抢起哄着：抢钱啦……抢喜钱啦……谁抢上就是谁的</p>
乱糟糟的可没想到这么大方热闹连做饭的大师傅也扔下大勺加入到抢喜钱队伍里了一刹那这个上下通道被截断了</p>
院外麻三洋一脚把电风管踢开气拱门软塌塌地开始向下倾斜了他看着门中央那张喜贴手里还拿了一张一模一样的不过名字改了婚庆公司的发现了追着就上来：干什么干什么搞破坏是不是</p>
新郎换啦贴这张麻三洋扬扬手里的</p>
你是主家么说换就换婚庆公司的不相信了看看来车又看看婚场有点失控了而这边车里还端坐着一二十个剽汉敢情后备力量还没动呢他看着麻三润似笑非笑的眼神有点心虚可也没敢接贴</p>
你要不换贴就该换你们了啊麻三洋道而且跟着大款财大气粗了瞥眼问着：租个气拱一天也就千把块对不</p>
对一千二</p>
那多给你一份换麻三洋捻着钱连贴子一起递过来了…,</p>
哎换婚庆公司的接住了还讨好似地说着：您这太仓促早点打招呼我们早换了……还别说临结婚换新娘还真不稀罕不过换新郎可没见过</p>
总要有第一回的吧麻三洋说笑了句看着现场快支不住了一甩手车里呼啦啦下来若干人有开水站的同行有体育系的哥们还有史文武调味店来的伙计直奔单元楼门口阻挡着怕迎亲的和亲戚打成混战只要起乱马上撒钱弯腰的一地打架的没有了</p>
气拱门重新升起来了换成了刘翠云、司慕贤新婚快乐</p>
而院里子好多还不知道新郎已经易主抢喜钱的、吃面的、上礼的乱哄哄的还有和来人争执着来来回回就一句：你们到底是哪一家</p>
回答也是一句：高校长那家呀</p>
只有三楼间对恃在僵持着司慕贤从大伙身后站出来红着眼喊了句：伯父、伯母</p>
一句话有魔力似的气得刘老师差点昏厥没同意这个穷小子的婚事种下恶果了今天两队迎亲可要出笑话了伯母扶着伯父两老人跌坐在椅子上老娘在拍着桌子痛心疾首地骂着：败家风的闺女呀……</p>
怎么了二舅</p>
婶这咋回事怎么有变故啦</p>
姐这是谁呀</p>
就是啊谁呀没见过不是高校长家的……</p>
一干亲戚十几人窃窃私语单勇提着箱子旁若无人地上前扮着总管的角色往茶几上一放嗒声开锁人群齐刷刷咦了声就听他说着：定婚、过礼、压箱夫家一块送十八万八千八……图个吉利</p>
这笔随礼可够大了普通一家也就几万出手这么阔绰怎么也把亲戚们给镇了下不过娘家的老脸挂不住了刘老师伸手一扣瞪着眼道：拿走我说不同意就不同意</p>
看来遇上了同样又臭又硬的老丈人了单勇不急不燥地说着：刘老师您不能为了自己的面子就害女儿一辈子吧明知道翠云要嫁过去无非就是使唤保姆可能幸福吗</p>
她幸福不幸福关你什么事你是谁呀刘老头呛住了</p>
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