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第二百三十六回:移花接木

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这厢,司命星君害羞的捂着脸,从手指缝偷瞧着端光镜里发生的一切。孟婆一脸姨母笑的嗑着瓜子,颇有感慨:“这千层糕哪里有嘴唇好吃嘛!”</p>

司命星君:“你不对劲!”</p>

孟婆满是嫌弃的睨去一眼:“现在这样才不对劲呢!这俩祖宗成日里酿酿酱酱的,按理说这会儿孩子都能爬树了,哪里需要刷这劳什子的好感度?”</p>

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司命星君想了一想:“这二位成婚还不足一年,就算有了孩子,十月怀胎,刚生下来就会爬树的……那不是孩子是猴子!”</p>

“不用在乎这些细节。”孟婆剥着瓜子,示意司命星君给她倒茶:“如今当务之急,是给这二位将好高度给刷满了,以为对祖宗的了解和这几日的观察,只需略施小法……”</p>

吃了一肚子千层糕的朝华,自然不知道孟婆与司命星君的密谋。</p>

千层糕是甜的,她吃的有些腻,便想着去厨房找厨娘给她做一碗葱香排骨汤来喝。朝华没带丫鬟,让小丫头们自个儿玩去了,她也不喜欢时时刻刻身边有人跟着,一个人时她既清闲又自在。</p>

行至小厨房,只有一灯如豆,朝华这才想起她早先并未同厨娘说自己要食宵夜。但想着排骨汤她见厨娘炖了好几次,无非是将洗净的排骨抄一遍水去除浮沫,然后同姜片花椒粒一起大火熬煮。想她朝华钟灵毓秀,秀外慧中,她自觉这件事情难不倒她。</p>

“吱呀!”一声将门推开,一股热气扑面而来。</p>

朝华被那热气迷了眼,加上那热气还带着一丝糅杂的花香,令她险些以为是狐十六那只坏心眼的臭狐狸,在对她使用媚术。好在她眼疾手快,否则那把一百二十尺长的大砍刀若是抽了出来,那可是收都收不回来的。</p>

用手将眼前的白雾扇了扇,朝华定眼一看,若非她眼花,就一定是在梦游。朝华的目光紧盯着沈碧沉健硕的胸膛,仿佛被钉子钉上了挪不开一般。她下意识的吞了吞口水,眼睛瞬也不瞬地问沈碧沉道:“你、你怎么跑到厨房里来洗澡了?!”</p>

不对,这是她的小厨房,她的小厨房哪有这么大的地方,又是轻纱帷幔又是白玉砌成的浴池?朝华后退一步,将身子探了出去,目光艰难的从沈碧沉还沾着水滴,更显得娇艳欲滴……呸!是显得活色生香的胸膛上移开,仔细瞧了瞧这门,还有这门上挂着的辣椒同蒜头,这分明是她的小厨房呀!</p>

“不、从外头看,这里是小厨房,但推开门进去,去到的却是浴池?”方才她是被美色迷惑,稍有一刻的不清醒,但转念一想,便知是司命星君等人搞的鬼。再看沈碧沉,虽然朝华推门进屋的时候他面露讶异,但如今泡在这浴池里却是一脸闲适。</p>

还他喵的特别好看!</p>

朝华一只脚跨过门栏,一只脚还顿在门栏外头,既可进,也能退。</p>

但想她朝华,乃是上古神女,九幽之主,什么场面没见过?此时若是退了,岂不让人笑话?再说……朝华安慰自己:“是本座瞧见他洗澡,又不是他瞧见本座洗澡,本座在这里害羞个什么劲!”</p>

作为有见识的上古神女,要淡定,要从容,要优雅。</p>

是以朝华淡定从容且优雅的迈进门槛,只是这回儿目光却并未落在沈碧沉身上,免得让他觉得自己是馋他的身子。</p>

沈碧沉一个大男人泡花瓣澡,本身就不对劲,此前他从未泡过花瓣澡,至少朝华从未在他身上闻到过这种纷杂浓郁的花香,更别说这从屋顶上纷纷扬扬,源源不断飘落下来的花瓣雨。</p>

用昨晚吃剩下的猪蹄想,都知道是司命星君他们搞的鬼。</p>

“你好……”朝华毅然决然的与他们划清界限,将洪某人的四字名言生生憋了回去,同沈碧沉道:“我说我是来找吃的你信不信?”</p>

估计是泡在热汤里的缘故,沈碧沉的脸有些红,然而他的语气却极为平静,淡淡的就像是一碗忘了放盐的瘦肉水。沈碧沉道:“这里显然没有妙妙要找的东西。”</p>

朝华点点头:“小厨房的门推开是浴池的话,那我要去小厨房,是不是要去推浴池的门?”</p>

沈碧沉目光落在一旁挂着的衣物上,诚心说道:“若是要我陪同一探究竟的话,妙妙还得背过身去。”</p>

总得让他先穿上衣服。</p>

“……”朝华老脸一红:“纵有千古,横有八荒,老娘——本座纵横万万年,什么没见过?”</p>

想想还不免有些小激动,这还真没见过。</p>

但她还是转过了身,冲沈碧沉摆了摆手:“好生泡你的澡吧!等会排骨汤炖好了,先找你试毒……不对,本座大发慈悲,分你一碗尝尝!”</p>

说着,她大步一跨就要走,免得让这满屋子的热气,将自己的脸也给熏得通红。不成想,一脚踩在了地上的香皂荚上,中心往后一倒,朝华只来得及“啊!”了一声,便“噗通!”摔进热汤池里。</p>

要说这汤池水,不过及腰身,但朝华在甄府的时候溺过水,便有些怕水。忽然这样摔进热汤池,水又从四面八方涌来,没过她的口鼻,池底光滑,慌乱中她又站不住脚,害怕的本能地在水里扑腾挣扎。好在沈碧沉即使伸手,将她捞了起来。</p>

朝华一抹脸上的水,心里的火噌地一下冒了出来:“地板上是随便放皂荚的地方吗!”</p>

她端得从容优雅,可不是为了八字脚搞得跟个落水的凤凰一样!</p>

但转念一想,这皂荚又不可能是沈碧沉放的,自己与他朝夕相处,早已发现每一样东西,他都会特意放在一个地方。虽还算不上强迫型病症,但也是个有收检的。如此一来,方才让她受了不少惊吓的罪魁祸首,只可能是给这房子施了移花接木之法的。</p>

“司命……”朝华咬牙切齿,不管施法之人是不是他,其因果都与他脱不了干系,按照以往的经验来说,打他一顿准没错。</p>

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